环球小姐最后一题 （爆笑经典）~~~

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Miss Universe’s last Question　　环球小姐最后一题　　Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?　　问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。　　Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like　　gentlemen.　　美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。　　Question: How can you say so?　　问：为什么呢？　　Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........　　美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……　　(Applause! Applause!)　　(鼓掌、鼓掌)　　--------------------------------------------------------------------　　　　Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?　　问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。　　Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or　　Toro(Bull)　　西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。　　Question: How can you say so?　　问：为什么呢？　　Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.　　西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。　　Applause! Applause!)　　(鼓掌、鼓掌)　　-------------------------------------------------------------------　　　　Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your　　country?　　问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。　　Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like　　gossip or rumors.　　菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。　　Question: How can you say so?　　问：为什么呢？　　Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.　　菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。　　(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)　　(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)　　　　----------------------------------------------------------------------　　　　Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?　　问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。　　Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.　　伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。　　Question: How can you say so?　　问：为什么呢？　　Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.　　伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。　　(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)　　(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)　　-----------------------------------------------------------------------　　　　Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?　　问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。　　Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.　　印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。　　Question: How can you say so?　　问：为什么呢？　　Ms India: Because it works day and night......　　印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。　　(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)　　(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)　　　　-----------------------------------------------------------------------　　Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a　　male organ in your country?　　问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。　　Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton　　car.　　马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。　　Question: How can you say so?　　问：为什么呢？　　Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.　　马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。　　(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)　　(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)　　----------------------------------------------------------------------　　　　Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?　　问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。　　Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu　　(Afraid to lose).　　新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。　　Question: How can you say so?　　问：为什么呢？　　Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes　　before the　　show is over.　　新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。　　Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!　　(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)　　Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?　　问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。　　Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.　　中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。　　Question: How can you say so?　　问：为什么呢？　　Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........　　中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……